January 2011
bitchchatter asked: You only have one leg, sir.
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Great
The girl who I befriended last semester because she seemed nice enough but ended up just being needy and clingy and impossible to deal with but hugs me every time we are in the same room together - despite my obvious body language screaming HELL NO - is now referring to me as “Best Friend”.
GIRL, WE ARE NOT BEST FRIENDS. YOU ARE CRAY CRAY
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I thought the SAG Awards turned into an Allstate...
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JESUS CUT HIS HAIR
jesusbale:
THE DREAM IS COLLAPSING
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Can't watch the SAG Awards because SOMEONE (i.e....
ADD IT TO THE LIST.
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On Valentine's Day:
What my friends will be doing:
What I’ll be doing:
callerfifteen:
17. favorite scene from a comedy
“It’s so self-loathing, go see a psychiatrist, I hate the psychiatrist, well go see one anyway, I don’t like the psychiatrist, you need to go see one, see a psychiatrist, I’m not going” | Forgetting Sarah Marshall; 2008
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I get so irritated when people talk about how they...
uprightcitizens:
Come on, kids. The early Cold War was a lot less about poodle skirts and malt shops and more about moral panics and McCarthyism and COINTELPRO and basically the government just being all up in everyone’s business OH AND GUYS STILL TOTALLY WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BACK THEN JESUS CHRIST
Well I kind of wish I could have been around during the 60s and 70s, but mostly for...
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I have to write a two to three page paper for my...
How do I stretch “Ummmm, my parents were really conservative and religious so I didn’t think about this stuff until last semester when I started caring and I pretend to know a lot when in fact, I’m pretty clueless about women and gender”?
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Every actor should do a gay scene.
regular-lord-joesus:
laketommyhardy:
thisisnotbruce:
-kurwa:
thisisnotbruce:
raphmike:
EVERY. ONE. OF THEM.
ESPECIALLY TOM HARDY.
ESPECIALLY TOM HARDY. i fixed your minor html error for you dear
Thank you. I don’t know how I managed to replace <big> with <small>.
WITH JGL, PLEASE.
Please?
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU PHILLIP MORRIS IS COMING TO...
AND I WILL FORCE MY FRIENDS TO GO WITH ME BECAUSE IT’S LIKE TWO DAYS AFTER MY BIRTHDAY.
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When somebody IRL mentions the Oscars
robin-sparkles:
HI LET ME TELL YOU ALL MY THOUGHTS ON EVERY NOMINEE
I try to restrain myself but usually fail.
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Ugh I just got back from Waiting for Superman
IT WAS SO AMAZING BUT IT UTTERLY DESTROYED ME.
It made me feel so many feelings!
OSCARS I WOULD INVENT IF I COULD
robin-sparkles:
Most Impressive Bulge: Ryan Gosling, Blue Valentine
Biggest Stranger Bitch: Justin Timberlake as Sean Parker, The Social Network
Best Homoerotic Subtext in a Movie Other Than The Social Network: Tom Hardy & Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Eames & Arthur, Inception
The Why Don’t You Take a Seat Over There Award: Matt Damon as LeBoeuf, True Grit
Head Bitch in Charge: Helena...
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when you're depressed all day because all you...