May 2012
May 31st
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People I would fellate: pretty much any semi-attractive guy in this bar. Same goes for cunnilingus though
May 27th
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There is a man named Bo (who I may our may not have proposed to in the first grade) in my presence. Shoot me
May 27th
Long Island ice teas are deliciously evil
NO REGRETS JUST LOVE
May 27th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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cybergay: I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU
May 25th
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I beg to differ meme.
littlemissdowney-jr:
May 25th
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May 25th
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Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
People: What if they’re gay?
Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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unicornwhores: …and people thought gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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